Love Life

So I was just surfing the web and I came across urban dictionary's definition of rejection; it's actually pretty hilarious (and a good answer for all those people who keep asking about my relationship status and I don't know how to describe how one-sided/non-existent it is).

This is an accurate gif of my reaction to this:

Oh haha that's so funny *sobs uncontrollably*

Also this author gets me:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/connie-sun